I Care…
Some people would like to believe others don’t care. That they’re alone.
They’re not.
Just wanted people to know that.
I have too much time….. XD
Some people would like to believe others don’t care. That they’re alone.
They’re not.
Just wanted people to know that.
| Iron Man/Tony: | II |
|---|---|
| Hulk/Bruce: | | |
| Hawkeye/Clint: | | |
| Black Widow/Natasha: | | |
| Captain America/Steve: | ||| |
| Thor: | ||| |
| Loki: | ||||||||||||||| |
| Nick Fury: | | |
| Coulson: | ||| |
| Maria: |
| I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. | |
| When chemists die, they barium. | |
| Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. | |
| I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. | |
| I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. | |
| This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. | |
| I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. | |
| I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. | |
| They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. | |
| We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. | |
| Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? | |
| Broken pencils are pointless. | |
| I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. | |
| What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. | |
| I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. | |
| All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. | |
| I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. | |
| Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. | |
| A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. | |
| The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault. | |
| Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too. |
proving a point to my mom.
also, im curious as to how much of the tumblr population writes
(Source: moriartys-stolen-tardis, via the-spiffy-chick)
| Steve Rogers: | I know this neighborhood. I got beaten up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner. |
|---|---|
| Peggy Carter: | Did you have something against running away? |
| Steve Rogers: | You start running they’ll never let you stop. You stand up, push back. Can’t say no forever, right? |
| Peggy Carter: | I know a little of what that’s like. To have every door shut in your face. |
| Steve Rogers: | I guess I just don’t understand why you’d wanna join the army if you’re a beautiful dame. Or a beautif… woman. An agent, not a dame! You are beautiful, but… |
| Peggy Carter: | You have no idea how to talk to a woman, do you? |
| Steve Rogers: | This is the longest conversation I’ve had with one. Women aren’t exactly lining up to dance with a guy they might step on. |
| Peggy Carter: | You must have danced? |
| Steve Rogers: | Well, asking a woman to dance always seems so terrifying. And the past few years just didn’t seem to matter that much. Figured I’d wait. |
| Peggy Carter: | For what? |
| Steve Rogers: | The right partner. |